My favorite jokes

I love bear jokes! Like a four year old who just learned their first knock-knock joke, nothing makes me giggle like a good joke featuring a bear. Here is just one of my all time favorites:

Two guys where walking through the woods when they came across a grizzly bear. One of the guys bent down and started to tie his shoes. "Why are you doing that?" his friend asked. "There is no way you can out run a grizzly bear."
"I do not have to out run the bear" replied the friend "I only need to out you!"